Cactus socks in a tweaker line (Grass Valley)

There we were stuck behind a line of tweakers at the gas station. All you wanted was a bottle of Coke. All I wanted was to say something interesting. But I could only muster "What design are those socks?" It was enough and you came alive telling me about the cactus designs you bought at target that I misinterpreted as a nativity scene with green baby Jesus. You wanted to talk too but those methed out fools were making us both loose our cool, that and the obvious electricity between us.

I missed out. You missed out. We all miss out when we aren't quick enough to take that next step. You didn't even know it was my birthday and I was on my way to a party, but I would have changed plans that instant if you just wanted to curl up on the couch and chill while getting to know me.

Here's to those ALMOST quick enough to get what they want for their birthday, or anytime, and an admonishment for all who venture forth knowing what they want, but not expecting it to materialize at the gas station in silly socks while stuck waiting for the storm of speed freaks to pass.
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